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jablonoscope 

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*
jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018
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noun.

Networking jargon; short for jubulon processor.

A highly important and technically advanced piece of networking hardware. While some scholars argue that the jubulon processor itself is hard to define and possibly non-tangible, it is still an incredibly valuable part of a functional network.
"It seems to be a jubulon issue, try restarting the computers in a 'seemingly' random order."
jubulon by carrionkind March 28, 2010

jablonskied 

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.
i just jablonskied that kid.
jablonskied by moahmar March 21, 2012
it means hip, rad, rockin. ya dig dawg.
"that juice jug is julon"
julon by breannarobertson January 10, 2008

Jublomat (noun) 

A person (typically a man) with a particular sexual interest in women with large breasts.
Look at the pair on her - she's a jublomat's dream.
Jublomat (noun) by partridge May 15, 2003
The act of jumping on a bed while masturbating with the intent of getting it in your mouth
Kent, Alex and Anthony jublooged on allen's bed yesterday when allen came in and saw what they were doing he beat them to death
jublooge by pman311 June 18, 2008

jurblonski

Jurblonski, a sexual position in which a male double fists his female partner in a punching motion, as she bends around and eats his asshole.
Cindy wanted to try something new, so jane and I showed her how to perform a jurblonski so that in the future, Cindy and I could fool around with it!
jurblonski by Dr. Cornwalice II August 4, 2007