jwned 

Variant of pwned, only kosher for Passover use. All your bar mitzvahs are belong to us!

"All out of kosher wine?? JWNED!"

jwned by Majesty April 2, 2005

kim-j0wned 

Epic Fail

Person A: I failed that test!
Person B: You got kim-j0wned!

Person A: You going to get kim-j0wned?
Person B: No...I don't want to think about getting kim-j0wned!

Person A: I'm going to get kim-j0wned!

kim-j0wned by kimjong123 October 28, 2009

jwned 

1. common phrase used when killed from behind or killed due to gayz0r blockage in cs.

2. when jewed by a jew in any aspect of one's life.

Player 1 - "WTFbomb?! I unloaded a whole clip into his body from point blank range, and he still hsed me!"
Player 2 - "jwned."

That jew just jewed me. Total jwnage.

jwned by j00d April 15, 2005

G.I. Jwned 

Another term for being Pwned or Owned. Being defeated or defeating someone else mainly a gaming or gamers terminology.

Dude that dude was G.I. Jwned on Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.

G.I. Jwned by Pongdadong December 11, 2007

Japwned 

To get owned by a tsunami.

Bob: "Dude!? Did you hear about Japan???"
Bill: "Yeah! They got japwned by a tsunami!!!"

Japwned by Sick Son-of-a-Bitch April 4, 2011

Jowned 

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

Jowned by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005

JaPWNED 

To get all-out pwned on the scale of the 2011 Japanese earthquake, the resulting tidal wave, and the subsequent nuclear meltdown.

On March 11, 2011, Japan got JaPWNED!

Hiroshima + Nagasaki + 2011 Earthquake = TOTAL JaPWNAGE!!!!

JaPWNED by Tip Tank April 19, 2011