jozzing 

To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.

1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.

jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.

I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd

Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

joeing out 

Being so stoned that you cannot do anything other than lay on your back and mong out.

Yo look at jack, dude he's so high that he's joeing out.

joeing out by Wadiyatalkinabeetm8 February 10, 2017

Joeing 

Joeing (aka vomiting) is the act of regurgitation during, or immediately after, a contents that involves drinking or food eating. Critically, the act of Joeing disqualifies the participant from the contest. This includes, but is not limited to; beer pong, flip cup, shots, speed eating, and civil war.

"I just saw you Joeing at the end of flip cup, you lose, even though we both finished at the same time!"

Joeing by Man_With_The_Plan March 20, 2013

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

sloppy joeing by ObamaC May 27, 2010

Joeing 

Joeing is the particular act of two or more straight, strictly heterosexual, men all getting together and performing oral sex on one another, and in some cases, having full sexual intercourse.

Afterward, they talk about sports together for roughly 10 to 15 minutes, then they all go about their day like nothing ever happened.

Co-worker 1: We all went Joeing at Nick's house on our lunch break yesterday.

Co-worker 2: Wow fag, are you gay?!

Co-worker 1: No its whatever, it was just Joeing

Joeing by EthanFBM May 25, 2010

joeing 

another word for crying.

person: dude remember that one time at dennys when joemar was joeing on that one guys birthday. it was totally awesome!

joeing by Joemar Bilog September 7, 2005