It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.
Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?
Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!
Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!
by Joe Gimm August 22, 2009
by The Sandgroper December 10, 2015
when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)
by Yeahtheboys1123 August 19, 2021
To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.
Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.
Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.
by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010
A game made by HalfBrick studios which is about Barry Steakfries barging in to steal the Machine Gun Jetpack. After that you must go on an endless run to get the highest score without dying.
“Hey man i just had a great Jetpack Joyride run!”
“Oooo nice with who?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“
“Oooo nice with who?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“
by I just want to make jokes November 28, 2022
by Bruhbrodude December 30, 2017
A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
by MrRudewords May 13, 2011