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Journotard 

1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
Journotard by Jeff Elsasser December 11, 2008
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Journotard
1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
Journotard by Jeffrey E December 11, 2008
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Journoterrorist 

A person posing as a journalist or a journalist, who is a piece of shit, who spews false information with the intention of keeping the population in fear on any topic. Their intention is to keep the population in fear for the purposes of control or manipulation for a predetermined political agenda.
Hey Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper is a better Journoterrorist than you. Nielsen has provided feedback which indicates his lies about Covid19 have resulted in more fear, depression and suicides, even more than all the liars on Fox News, MSNBC combined! Also, he has a tiny pee-pee!
Journoterrorist by cschieffer January 4, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026