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A sex demon and has the greatest dick in the world most people with the name Josh are generally hot and good at making friends and gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Random: hey you know that guy named josh
friend: ya
Random: i fucked him last night he has a great dick
friend i know right
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insane and likes being beaten during sex
josh that guy likes his meat beat
meat beat
beat me
by r anks June 23, 2016
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101
guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no im fucking puking!!!
person 1: are you being like josh again?
by tits_mcgee1234567 August 03, 2011
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A wonderful man who is strong, trustworthy, and sweet. He sticks to one woman and loves her with all his might and falls for her over and over again. He will fight anyone to the death if they threaten people who are close to him. He is sexy at times when he wants to be, which is mostly all the time. He has a high pain tolerance. Josh is the most amazing man you could ever meet because he will be with you til the end and always try to put your needs first. Josh is the best guy to be with.
Girl number 1 - "Is Josh your boyfriend?"

Girl number 2 - "No, he's my true love."
by ilovehimforever,bd. July 09, 2011
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His water world tanned skin makes him look like he's str8 outta compton nigga. Dis nigga will fuck you up in his sleep with an added bonus of a 420 #swegscope just 2 rek u. He will deepthroat the shit outta you cause he don't give no fucks. He gets turnt up at every party, and wasted whilst he's at it. His dick is 11 inches and he won't hesitate to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey. All in all, this nigga turnt up! If yo bitch talking to Josh, it's already too l8 m8.
Josh was flirting with my bitch, but I don't want to fight him cause he will fuck me up REAAAL good.
by MrTreatYourNose November 08, 2014
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He is the sweetest guy that you will ever meet!!! Every day he will tell you that you are the prettiest person in the world. He tells you he loves you at least 10 times a day...he is someone you would never expect to fall in love with but you do!! He's hard to forget and will drive you crazy. He may seem quiet and shy at first but soon he will loosen up. He always smells good and is extremely sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who is that guy? Oh that's Josh...the sexiest man on Earth
by dancestar_11 August 29, 2011
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This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!
Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"

Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."
by Windex.Original. January 27, 2011
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