JOS-DOS 

N. A fool proof hangover cure, especially after a long night of hard drinking. An acronym for Jack Off, Shower, Dry Off, Sleep.

I woke up feeling like a bag of smashed assholes so I decided the only cure was a good JOS-DOS.

JOS-DOS by whiskey stealer August 19, 2011

Dirty Jos 

Watching the hit classic ‘UP’ while dropping melancholy game

Wow man rlly just did the dirty jos. He’s got the bag

Dirty Jos by HitTheMosque1 February 13, 2022

Jo's Deli 

A small Asian owned and operated convenience store on the corner of north F street and east Market street in Aberdeen, Washington. It's owned by a really polite and kind Asian couple who put up with a lot of shit from the tweakers and junkies in the area. They have low prices on everything and the freshest deep fried deli food in Grays Harbor. The store is also very clean. The only thing they don't sell there is porn. Not an xxx dvd or Hustler in the joint but they have lots of ice cold, cheap beer and good deals on smokes.

Dude, don't eat that burrito it's probably 5 days old and been deep fried 10 times!

Relax man, I got it at Jo's Deli

Ok. Next time try their teriyaki chicken bowl it's awesome and made to order.

Rad! Jo's got 6 packs of Rainier tallies for $3.50 wooo hooo!

Jo's Deli by bearzerker May 7, 2009

JOSD

Acronym for "Jizz Off Shit Dick". Can be used as both a retort and a verb, in a similar way to "Fuck Off"

1. "I'm going to JOSD to lunch, so bum you later dude...."
2. "They can JOSD if they think I'm agreeing to that new derisory contract offer!"

JOSD by zuffleman July 1, 2009

Josdal 

A Beast with a humongus penis

Look at the size of that Josdal
Thats a realy large penis, he is tottaly a Josdal

Josdal by andale96 November 27, 2012

josdelyn 

A VERY cute, pretty, smart, amazing girl that is usually Dominican/Latina and is very crazy almost considered a crackhead but is very fun to hang around and has all the boys chasing after her because of how stunning she looks.

Omg that girl Josdelyn is so pretty but is very crazy

josdelyn by Brace._.facequeen June 11, 2020

Josdaliz

Probably has a foot fetish along with being just a lil hornky- sounds a bit like a horn as well when they laugh. Can funny if needed, pretty weird person overall but is very swaggy and nice.

Person a: Yo b what's Josdaliz doing?
Person B: They're probably looking at feet pics.

Josdaliz by cookie theft June 8, 2021