jordick 

Someone who talks shit but doesn't have the balls to back it up; has some athletic talent but is a hit and miss when it comes to clutch moments. Crisp route running and good awareness with the football in his hands but is notoriously known to have hamstring issues after making bad ass plays. Some would say he is a legend at avoiding getting his ass whooped after pissing someone off. He also answers to the name Papa J.

Stop being a Jordick.

jordick by ThenotsorealSlimShady May 20, 2016

jordach 

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn

I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle

jordach by gordie303 December 10, 2005

jordacious 

adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between God and Jesus (which would be on God's elbow)

Tiffany: "Girl, did you see that sexy stud over there?"
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."

jordacious by blasphemer360 February 25, 2010

Jordache 

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.

*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob

Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004

Jordache 

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.

"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."

Jordache by StymieSi June 11, 2006

jordachi 

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair

All of the girls love JOrdachi

jordachi by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007

jordankins 

Jordankins is a person who is loving, amazing, so handsome. Plays sports, likes animals, has all the apple products. He has the biggest butt ever.

What are you doing Jordankins?

jordankins by Chloekins January 5, 2021