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poop and jack it at the same time
How could you ever joop that is sick.
by EvanZav September 19, 2009
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A brand of parfum (perfume) from Paris.
Wow, you smell like Joop.
by Jess ^.^ December 11, 2003
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to leave or depart but in an urban, hip sort of way
Hey man, let's joop out of here.
by cstrom August 18, 2011
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The combination of jizz and poop when ejaculating into an ass.
I filler her ass and joop ran down her leg.
by Donnie March 28, 2005
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Verb - To emulate the ancient orange haired, opium smoking, banana eating Orangutan named Joop, born on September 21st, 1900.
Joopin' 24/7!

Dude, are you going to Joop out tonight?
by syrucrosse01 November 16, 2010
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a sound to make while poking someone esp. you make them go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
by snail racer April 10, 2010
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Joop is very strong fruty colonge of questonable origin it is of an unnatural pink color and might have come from a toxic waste dump but you know man it gets the ladies
Brandon(the man) :Jeorge Ur wearing joop i can just smell it
Jeorge: Well you know mang it gets all the ladies
Felix: hea mang back off
by The tits March 21, 2008
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