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Jonny kane

Name of the Strongest and most powerful human being alive. He is sent by God to keep everything balanced on planet earth. He is currently a naval aviator but he used to be a doctor, astronaut, scientist etc. His tales are known everywhere. He is known for erasing dinosaurs from planet earth because he loved eating their meat. He has defended planet earth from all sort of extraterrestrial threats. He alone can destroy entire universe but he chooses not to do it. Every single super hero character is inspired from Jonny Kane.
Dude did you hear what happened to planet Pluto?”
“Yeah man it just got Jonny Kaned.”
Jonny kane by Booty Slayer June 20, 2020
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Jonny Kobra 

THE most supreme person in all of the world. Everyone loves him...The greatest person that will ever live. IN ADDITION THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET !
Dude, you know Jonny Kobra ? He's like the most supreme being of this world, he's the shit !
Jonny Kobra by TROK May 19, 2008
The act of absolutely thrashing a toilet.
Rob: Hey Pete, I just Johnny K'd the toilet!

Pete: That's fucked Rob, lay off the red meat!
Johnny K by APPA69 December 27, 2011

Jonny Keogh 

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.
Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

Jonny Kim 

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.
Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.
Jonny Kim by Inethiu June 5, 2024

johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.
''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

johnny knoxville 

the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!

the end
wow. i saw johnny knoxville and had an orgasm. oh golly.