Jolton

A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.

"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.

Jolton by CozThe January 31, 2022

Jolteon 

An epic pokemon.

A jolteon is the electric evolution of Eevee.
It resembles a fox or dog with spiky yellow fur.

The jolteon looked at the eevee and growled.

Jolteon by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013

Jolteon 

Jolteon is a dog Pokemon. It's good against water and flying types. It's bad against ground, rock, grass, and dragon types. If Jolteon is angry, its hairs on its body turn to needles then shoot out for its enemy. Jolteon's speed is remarkable. Most electric types have the best speed ever.

To evolve eevee into this shocking Pokemon, you must train eevee then use a thunder stone to evolve it.

Jolteon by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003

Jolteon 

A god of some sort. He is wicked cool dude and can also get ch luck all the time and pwn stuff like Pidgeot.

Jolteon > Jesus
Jolteon > Mohammed

All your religion icons are belong to Jolteon.

Jolteon by baseballa1 August 9, 2004

JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.

My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.

JEAN JOLTING by orblog genius June 25, 2008

Jolteon 

A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...

Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!

Jolteon by Shawn B. December 1, 2003

jolion 

An albanian king pin drug lord who smuggles regs over from the mother country. Likes to fondle his girlfriends asshole.

Wow he's sells so much coke , he's such a jolion.

jolion by Missyx0x November 1, 2013