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an unspecified crude medicine, esp. laxative
Stop moanin' about yer gut ache and take this jollop!
by John Earl November 23, 2003
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That turkey has an ugly jollop
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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noun - jizzum, man fat, gunk, nut muck, basically another word for spunk
shit, i've got jollop my sister's knickers, hope she doesn't notice
by tugger October 10, 2003
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I kicked him in the jollops.
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
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