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joltastic 

The way one feels when drinking jolt; a combination of the words 'fantastic' and 'jolt.'
I just drank two canisters of Jolt and life is GOOD. I'm JOLTASTIC!!!
joltastic by e.a.nowakattack March 17, 2008
Related Words

Joketastic

A term used when one finds something HIGHLY amusing.

A Joke that is Fantastic.
- Did you catch Ponderland yesterday?

- HELL YEAH! Russell Brand is Joketastic!
Joketastic by SophieCalpol January 17, 2009
A: I'm working 15 hours today. Doing a 9-Cl.
B: That's fully jontastic!
Jontastic by Cassie Rich January 7, 2009

jobtastic 

'Jobtastic' - adjective. A subsidiary of the word 'fantastic' with the addition of faeces.
Example 'I had a jobtastic day' - a great day heavily involving faeces in some manner. Whether excretion, smearing or juggling. (not to be confused with a 'shit day') - see 'Nutella' for more definitions.

Joetastic 

A way to show excitement on an unforeseen level (or, a hyperbole for being exited.)
"hey dude look at that dog riding that motorcycle"
"dude that's totally joetastic"
Joetastic by 1Domino April 8, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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