Johnny K

The act of absolutely thrashing a toilet.

Rob: Hey Pete, I just Johnny K'd the toilet!

Pete: That's fucked Rob, lay off the red meat!

Johnny K by APPA69 December 27, 2011

John K 

A really great guy who is talented in more ways than one. He’s very funny, sweet, and an all around great person to be with! (in a nutshell the best person ever :D )

Ava: I like John K a lot, he’s the sweetest ever and is always saying nice things to me that make my heart flutter.

Bria: *bark*

Ava: Aw i know right :)

John K by LoLfArtsFARTS March 11, 2020

John K 

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake

Why did you just John K it?

John K by PraisebetoDexter1133 February 9, 2022

King johny 

The king himself

Have you not heard king Johny is in the shop

King johny by Reclusea August 3, 2020

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble 

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005

Jonny kane

Name of the Strongest and most powerful human being alive. He is sent by God to keep everything balanced on planet earth. He is currently a naval aviator but he used to be a doctor, astronaut, scientist etc. His tales are known everywhere. He is known for erasing dinosaurs from planet earth because he loved eating their meat. He has defended planet earth from all sort of extraterrestrial threats. He alone can destroy entire universe but he chooses not to do it. Every single super hero character is inspired from Jonny Kane.

“Dude did you hear what happened to planet Pluto?”
“Yeah man it just got Jonny Kaned.”

Jonny kane by Booty Slayer June 20, 2020