Hey, Johnny Park! 

A song written by Dave Grohl. As a kid he had a best friend named Johnny Park. Grohl thought he'd give him a call if he named a song for him.

Hey, Johnny Park! is a song written by the amazing Dave Grohl!

Hey, Johnny Park! by Zephyruss February 21, 2008

johnny potsmoker

the average everyday widwestern potsmoker.

johnny potsmoker 1: what do you want to do today?

johnny potsmoker 2: smoke pot.

johnny potsmoker by justified007 December 24, 2008

Johnny Pasqualone

Johnny Pasqualone is hands down the hottest man to ever walk the earth! If you don’t know who he is, god bless your soul. Search him up on TikTok @johnny.pasqualone! He has these amazing blue eyes that will make you fall in love with him right away. And on top of that he’s the funniest person ever, he seems like the one person who will always make you smile no matter what. His smile is too pure that it could cut ur heart right in half. The girl he ends up loving will easily with bought a doubt win life!

Person 1: yo if you got to choose to simp for one person for the rest of your life who would it be?
Person 2: SIS YOU AINT READY FOR THIS CONVO, obviously it would be Johnny Pasqualone

Johnny Pasqualone by I’m a simp July 24, 2020

johnny package 

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

johnny package by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Johnny pump 

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.

1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.

Johnny pump by flyoffacliff August 10, 2012

Johnny paycheck 

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "

I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.

Johnny paycheck by ttjasi November 9, 2013

johnny pump 

a fire hydrant, in new york, esp. lower manhattan and brooklyn, esp. one that's open in the summer for kids to play in

when i got home from work, all the boys on my block threw me in the johnny pump

johnny pump by candybaby August 5, 2006