johnny blunt

Refers to a man who is very silly, but very hard working. Johnny Blunts, always know exactly what to say to the one they love and can make anyone smile. They also have big blue eyes that make you lose your trane of thought. Also they are very attractive men and are fantastic in bed, as well as anywhere else in the house. A Johnny Blunt knows how to make good coffee doughnuts as well as fish sticks. A Johnny Blunt tends to worry a lot and may change in mood easily but is all in good harm and because he cares. A Johnny Blunt makes an absolutly amazing boyfriend and anyone who has one is a very lucky man/women.

Emily: Im dating Johnny Blunt!

Sara: Lucky! He is perfect!

johnny blunt by Emily Baby January 8, 2012

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Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

Johnny Bluetooth by lablanca December 2, 2010

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johnny blunt • Johnny Bluetooth • jonny bluntz • Johnny Depp • Johnny • johnny orlando • johnny cash • johnny boys • Johnny sins • johnny rotten

jonny bluntz

A Jonny Bluntz is indescribable . It isnt just a name ... Its a lifestyle. I mean who can wear all white swaggy clothing and full of gold but still get no pussy?

Wow I really like your swag.. Did you copy Jonny Bluntz?

jonny bluntz by lowkeyrossetto July 7, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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