Rocky john
Rocky john by Eudora the great March 8, 2022
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John-rock
Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?
Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
John-rock by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011
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Ricky John
When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Ricky John by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
rock the john
John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"
Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
rock the john by johnny_rock January 13, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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