Top Definition
Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.
John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
by johnny_rock January 12, 2007
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