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John Hughes 

(February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009, R.I.P.)
A famous American producer, writer, and film director. He scripted some of the most famous movies of the '80s and '90s, including Ferris Bueller's Day Off, National Lampoon's Vacation, Home Alone (1,2, & 3), 101 Dalmatians, Uncle Buck, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, and many more.

in other words.. a genius.

"I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly girls and old people. There weren't any boys my age, so I spent a lot of time by myself, imagining things. And every time we would get established somewhere, we would move. Life just started to get good in seventh grade, and then we moved to Chicago. I ended up in a really big high school, and I didn't know anybody. But then The Beatles came along (and) changed my whole life. And then Bob Dylan's Bringing It All Back Home came out and really changed me. Thursday I was one person, and Friday I was another. My heroes were Dylan, John Lennon and Picasso, because they each moved their particular medium forward, and when they got to the point where they were comfortable, they always moved on. I liked them at a time when I was in a pretty conventional high school, where the measure of your popularity was athletic ability. And I'm not athletic - I've always hated team sports.
You've never heard of John Hughes, and you were born in the '90s? .. Are you kidding me?
John Hughes by Person (: August 24, 2010
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Pope John highschool 

A high school for a bunch of rich snobs that think they're superior because they go to a school that is private.
PJ Student: I go to a school that is private, I'm way smarter than those Jefferson students.

JTHS Student: Everyone thinks Pope John highschool students are fags.
Pope John highschool by Jared627 August 17, 2014

John Jay Highschool 

Most of the John Jay population consists of preppy White kids, japs, marijuana abusers, and nicotine addicts. Everyone thinks they are “different” because they wear boyfriend jeans and round glasses with no prescription. Girls are abused with the words slut, whore, thot, hoe and more! You can find some great music on soundcloud from some of our very own! John Jay is basically the place you go to find rich white kids complaining about their friends and family, every kid stoned out of their mind during class, and some of the jappiest japs you will ever meet!!
Oh you go to John Jay Highschool?

Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!
John Jay Highschool by JJHSSUCKS January 29, 2018

john ehret highschool 

Welcome to John Ehret High School where people jump the gate to walk to Walmart . Skip class to run from staff on golf carts Bc they don’t do shit in gym. Everyone that goes to ehret either is addicted to sex , fights, alcohol , nicotine or weed. Can’t put all the students at one lunch Bc a group of fights break out. A bunch of lesbian drama as well never seen so many girls fight over one dike
John ehret highschool is the top trashiest school on the West Bank.
Hey what school you go to ?
John ehret wby?
...... leaves chat to go watch a fight ..

St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.
Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"

john bowne highschool 

Aka the school that host the other half of the Asian’s population. Most of the kids are potheads but we lit af. Also the school where u can find a principle sexual assaulting the faculty. But u can always remember that the scanners are cheap af and never work.
John bowne highschool equals all that are listed knives, guns, weed, and scanners that never work

John Marshall Highschool 

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.