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John Choi 

A Wide Receiver that plays for the Dallas Cowboys. The first Korean born NFL athlete.
Did you see John Choi make that one handed touchdown?!
John Choi by Corey Johnson September 28, 2004

John Chon 

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.
John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH
John Chon by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

John Chow'ed 

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.
Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"
John Chow'ed by Imgtags June 15, 2008

John chomos 

The taker of cheese
“Where is all the cheese?”

John chomos took it”
John chomos by M1crow May 16, 2023

chocolate long John 

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck
I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

cream filled chocolate covered long john

When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.
That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.