Joey Crack 

Also known as Fat Joe or as Don Cartagena, his most famous hits are: Lean Back, Get it Poppin', and even a song named Fuck 50. This fat MC is the leader of the rap group Terror Squad.

this is a fragment of Scary Movie 3: "some of yall call him the Don Cartagena, some of yall call him Joey Crack, but tonight lets give is up for Fat Joe!!"

Joey Crack by Diego Santana June 11, 2006

joycrankin

A mutation of the original term "crank", to cry wank, generally with negative conotations. "Joycrankin" is when tears of joy roll down one's face during an exceptionally good wank.

a sensational evening of joycrankin was had!

joycrankin by schweinhund December 2, 2010

johncracking

Verb

To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.

Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.

(David) Oh Man I was so johncracking last night i even looked up Twilight!
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC

johncracking by Mister Pineapple October 17, 2008