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Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

joey birlem

joey birlem is the hottest guy in the world. he also has over 1.3 million followers on instagram user: @joeybirlem
"omg joey birlem is so hot omg yum"
joey birlem by australianjoey November 27, 2017

joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.
Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.
joey browners by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007

Joey Balls 

Joey Balls is an individual with such distended balls that he can cover his entire man cannon with his ball skin.
Jebediah: Did you see that fella cover his penis with his ball skin?

Me: Oh yeah Joey Balls!
Joey Balls by Joey Balls May 21, 2010

Joey Bada$$ 

Jo-Vaughn Virginie Scott, or Joey Bada$$, is a hip hop artist from Bedstuy, Brooklyn, NYC. He is a founder of the succesful Pro Era hip hop group, which he made with his friends in High School. Joey is known for his quality lyrics and his 90's style beats. He also shows a wide range of styles. "Waves" and "Like Me" have a chill feel, whereas "Christ Conscious" and "Sup Preme" are louder and more energetic. In his lyrics, he often raps about issues such as violent youth and "the system". His music is also usually released on Soundcloud through Pro Era, so it is open to everyone!
Guy1 - "Have you heard the new Joey Bada$$ single?"
Guy2 - "Nah I can't afford it..."
Guy1 - "Its Joey Bad though! Its on Soundcloud for free, but I bought it on iTunes anyway to support him."

joey birlem

joey birlem is the most selfless person you will ever meet. he has over 1.3 million followers on instagram ( @joeybirlem) and loves and cares for each and every single one of them. he is also 1/4 of team choey. not to mention that he is also sexy and under rated. everyone loves joey he's just amazing
jessie; did you see sam cahill's photo of joey birlem and char?

jaylene; yes they look sexc
angie; honesly and sam is such an amazing photographer
joey birlem by admire.birlem June 16, 2018