Joebait

Being a total roaster and being completely oblivious to the fact that you're a complete gonk.

"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"

"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"

"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"

Joebait by Josh Homme November 21, 2011

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

Jetaine 

Unattainable, energetic, sexy, intelligent, unpredictable, savage, stunning, classy, dependable, passionate, The girl next door, The one who will stand by you through the good, bad, and the ugly. The girl your family falls in love with before you do.

You've been Jetained
You can't Jetaine me.
That woman is Jetaine, look at that smile.
I can just imagine how Jetaine you are.
You look Jetaine.
You are a very Jetaine person.
Those earrings are Jetaine.

Jetaine by Jet_beauty of the week May 12, 2009

Joetrick 

The pairing of Fall Out Boy's lead singer Patrick Stump and Fall Out Boy's lead guitarist Joe Trohman. Not as well known or fanfiction-ed about as Peterick, the pairing of Fall Out Boy's lead singer Patrick Stump and Fall Out Boy's bassist Pete Wenz.

Joe and Patrick kissing in public.

Fan Girl#1: OH MY GOD! JOETRICK!

Fan Girl's friend: so what! Peterick is way better.

Joetrick by Eon Storm September 4, 2009

jootai 

A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.

Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!

jootai by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007

Joetallica 

Describes only the most long-haired and metal of people, sometimes used in place of one's name.

That guy is so Joetallica, his long, metal hair blows when no wind is present.

Joetallica by SHS courtesy of Dan November 26, 2006

Joetatoe Head 

An idiot shitard leftie who honestly would re-elect #46!

Another Rainbow-haired Joetatoe Head who likes tyranny!

Joetatoe Head by jayskind1 October 17, 2021