a rare breed of the noimarkius mammal. generally a nice guy and has some weird ties. in ancient Greek mythology his sack is broken by jc, a daemon; also famous for pouring boiling coffee over an enemy, burning him and scaring him for life. the modern evolved 'version' of the noimarkius is addicted to Facebook. scientists believe that in the near future, the noimarkius will turn to a path of medicine, similar to his brothers; some however say that this is just a primitive act of 'copycat'.
by Urbandict February 4, 2013