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Joe McElderry 

Joe McElderry Is The Really Amazing Singer From X Factor 2009 He Won And His Winners Song Was A Cover Of Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" It Reached UK No.1 But Was Not Chrismas No.1 Like Other X Factor Winners This Was Because Of A Petition To Get Rage Against The Machine To No.1 For Christmas.
Joe Has Released 3 Singles Including The Climb And A Debut Album.
Joe's 2nd Single "Ambitions" Was A Cover It Went To No.6 In The UK Top 40 But His 3rd Single "Someone Wake Me Up" Which Was Also Featured In A Narnia Film Only Went To No.68 In The UK Charts.
Joe McElderry Was Dropped By Simon Cowells Record Label Syco In The Beginning Of April.
Olly Murs Who Joe Beat In The Final Of X Factor Is Now Doing Much Better Than Joe Having A 2x Platinum Album, A No.1 UK Single And A Headline Tour Coming Up.
Joe McElderry Was Born On The 16th Of June 1991.
McElderry announced on his official website that he is gay, thanking his family and fans for their support. The gay charity Stonewall has listed McElderry as a gay role model
Friend 1 "Joe McElderry Should Not Have Been Dropped"
Friend 2 "Ikr Simon Is An Idiot"
Joe McElderry by EvaMurs May 14, 2011
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Joe McElderry 

A gay boy who won X factor 2009. He's crap and had only one hit, and is probably getting dropped from his record label now.
Girl1: Hey, did you buy the new Joe McElderry cd?
Girl2: No, who's that?
Girl1: You were obsessed with him when he was on x factor?
Girl2: Oh yeah, him, well he's gay now.
Joe McElderry by ilovejoemac April 29, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026