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a pile of dicks
Joe means a pile of dicks in the English dictionary.;^)
by joesgirlfriend December 07, 2011
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Term for anything that is fucked up, cheap, unusable. Detroit construction worker, rigger, tool pusher, wrench turner, and later on, hockey player word for piece of shit.
Who's Joe hammer is this?

Tear down that wall and put up a new one, it's Joe.

Hey, nice shot, where'd you get that Joe lookin' blade?
by Nick55 December 04, 2011
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A Joe is when a person is playing the popular Football game "FIFA" on either the PS3 or Xbox 360, where you pass the ball directly to your defender from a Goal Kick and lose the ball to the opponent and they score a goal. Normally, the person who conceded the goal also continues to moan on about how it's unfair and you must give them a goal back, despite the fact that it was their fault.
Oh my God, you just did a Joe...
by Dheano August 15, 2010
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A good looking guy, mostly a player with no regard for girls. Joes have a new girl everyweek. When you first meet him he seems like a prince that will save you from reality, then he leaves you lying in the dust because you have some flaws. Never throw your self at a Joe, make the Joe chase you. Despite all of these bad things, if you ever date a Joe he will be the sweetest person ever meet. He will treat you like a princess and will protect you from anything that trys to hurt you. Joes are some if the greatest people to date, just be careful with the aftermath.
Girl 1: what happened with Lulu and that guy she met? He loved her for 2 months! They start going out and then he leaves her after a week!!
Girl 2: What a jerk
Girl 3: He is a total Joe
by L.V.O November 10, 2012
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MAY mess around with girl's heads. He tells 3 lasses he likes them and then denies it and slags each one of the lasses off to the other. JOE MAY think he has all the lasses, but he really doesn't. He does a lot of moshing and he has long black hair in the style of a side fringe.
Oh my god! That dude is a player, he must be called Joe.
by Eleanor__Bieber February 08, 2012
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That, who is one of the human species. Usually male, but at times may be in gay form, a "Joe" has curly jew-fro like hair but changes it to straight in so called gay forms. There are many variations to the "Joe Look". One may find one with just a simple plain white T, jeans, a guitar w/ strap, and sandals (Aka the Jack Johnson). One unmistakable, physical feature that will always be found on a Joe is a pair of hipster glasses, this adds the finishing touches onto his carefree, laid-back, whatever personality. Behind all this, a Joe tries to hide a very sensitive alternate ego, because it contradicts with who he wants to be, so he tries to act like a badass. Be aware that a Joe smokes a heavy amount of pot, and then reacts in the form of talking in freestyles while imitating the band Incubus.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Haha, yeah man, he was totally cheeched.
Person 3: Hey guys, where is he? I didn't see him!

Person 1: Sorry man, you missed the Joe...
by Dr. Rango June 30, 2011
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a transvestite who rapes little kids and gets horny and smokes weed. usually freakishly good at math, wears plad shirts all the time, and generally has a lot of acne
joe's a tranny
by 316CO143 April 13, 2011
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