4 definitions by waterclown
1) expressing great displeasure because if you had balls in your face, that would be bad...
2) as a transitive verb or one in the passive voice: having something bad happen to you or having been taken advantage of
The dude who sold me this car totally ballzed me.
Yo that ricer has a wing bolted to the roof of his car! What the balls?
Yo I almost got ballzacked by a bus at that redlight!
I totally ballzed that dude on ebay by charging him 30$ to ship my balls broken Xbox. What a doosh!
1)African American black people (Philadelphia). Often used by white people who are not racist enough to use the 'n' word but still want to designate a certain connotation about blacks.
2) People who would not vote for George Bush unless you paid them to.
Kid1: What's bothering you?
Kid2: I had to take the El to Sommerset this morning and I was the only Republican on the train. Wall-to-wall democrats.
Kid1: Was it the Democratic National Convention? Wait what were you doing at Sommerset this morning?
Kid2: Not buying crack, <wink, wink>...
1) Acting like a goofey cracker (Philadelphia). Sometimes used by young black men as a slight jab against white people who act extra nerdy, dorky, uptight, or walk around like they got a rock in their ass.
2) A situation, thing, or event that is too straight-edged to enjoy.
Yo that party was joe as shit.
1) Tom Brady
2) Someone who travels to Miami on 21 October 2007, throws 5 touchdown passes, gets a break from the coach who puts in the back-up until the back-up gives up an interception then he goes back in the game and throws another touchdown pass. This is being done while Bridget Moynahan is back in LA taking care of his kid and then goes home to Gisele, one of the worlds hottest supermodels ever.
3)Provides significant Gorilla Pimpitude to Wes Welker's career.
If you just dropped 6 touchdown passes and 354 yards on the Dolphins in Miami while Bridget Moynahan is taking care of your kid back in LA before you are going home to score touchdowns with Gisele and o-by-the-way you already have 3 Super Bowl rings, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.
If I am Bridget Moynahan and you are my baby daddy, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.
If I am Gisele and I have your stiff wang in my insanely beautiful and tight ass, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.
by waterclown Oct 21, 2007 add a video