jodio

In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.

Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")

by Neenoh July 8, 2004

Jodio

(SpanisH) Adjetive tense of joder. When refering to something, it pisses you off. When refering to someone he is fucked.

Mira jodio pendejo, que carajo haces en ese puto lugar!

Jodia mierda, la puta se me fue.

by SilentSeba January 28, 2004

jodio joestar

Jodio Joestar is the main protagonist of the ninth part of the JoJo series, The JOJOLands.
He is a 15 yeard old gangster living in Hawaii with his elder brother and his mother.
His stand is the November Rain.

"Who is the JoJo of part nine?"
"Jodio Joestar"

by Incognitux February 18, 2023

[Se Jodio]

Puerto Rican for Fucked up. Usually said when something stops working or breaks down

Se jodio mi telephone.

"my phone fucked up.

by Cool Guy August 2, 2015

jodio joestar

A funky lil' gremlin who can make it rain and sells drugs to kids. The antithesis to Giorno

high-schooler: You know who jodio joestar is?
high-schooler #2: you mean the weed goblin?

by SoozaSimp March 20, 2023