Jocklash 

The feeling a Scottish person feels when they see another Scottish person do something that makes them feel embarrassed to be Scottish. Cringeworthy behaviour seen in person, on tv etc. Watching tv shows for example Hogmanay or Scottish football.

Oh no your giving me jocklash

Jocklash by DeanLFC October 31, 2018

Jockism 

A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.

you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.

Jockism by En frälsare February 3, 2021

Broadcast Jockey 

Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.

This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.

Broadcast Jockey by realmsofmen August 14, 2016

Jockland 

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

Jockland by Hoo See October 19, 2019

jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

jock up by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Curb jockey 

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Half Jock 

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

Half Jock by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010