The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.
Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.
by ASR May 27, 2006
Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.
Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.
by PMR83 February 8, 2007
A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").
Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
by Chattom, E April 4, 2007
by One Two February 6, 2008
by S.E.McD. February 18, 2009
It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
by JockStrapVampire69 February 8, 2007
While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.
by goblue04 December 6, 2010