no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.

Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.

by stiff prude December 1, 2006

Good job you killed me again

Good job you killed me again is a multi playlist/podcast made to have fun and chill.

Made by COOLGAMER#4176 (myself) I host podcast episodes, Stream on Twitch, Add songs to the playlists, Make images, And edit youtube videos.

You can find the good job you killed me again podcast / playlist on Spotify

Dude dies in Call of Duty : Wow good job you killed me again >:(

by COOLGAMER#.... March 10, 2022

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006

thank you Job

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.

I gave Santana a thank you job the other day.

by Bakerson August 19, 2022

Yous Job

The act of continuing to have sex with a girl even if she reaches the orgasm, in order to make it last longer.

Jack gave me a crazh Yous Job last night that I felt like my brain was going to explode.

by Educated190 September 4, 2018