1 definition by stiff prude

no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.

Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.

by stiff prude December 1, 2006