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1- A load of cocksnot that has coagulated and fermented (sometimes inside of underpants) untill it has the consitency of a ball of dried glue.
1- "Whoah bitch, that better not be a jizzball on yo mattress!!!"

2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.
jizzball by Captn Ben October 9, 2005
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jiswalla 

A glob of cum stuck in a bullfrogs throat
Wow this jiswalla is impeding my breathing
jiswalla by Saxbomb April 8, 2019

Jizzalante 

A guy who indiscrinately shoots his jizz all.ovrr the place often in public facilities of one sort or another
I went into the men's bathroom late one night at the library

There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!
Jizzalante by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Human Jizzball 

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
Human Jizzball by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026