jizzlog 

A true idiot. One who is so dumb that there is no hope for them to ever become a useful citizen.

My ex-friend Al is a true jizzlog.

jizzlog by Joe Gosar January 25, 2004

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

JIZZLORD by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

Jizzlotta 

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.

Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!

Jizzlotta by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011

Jizzlocated 

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

Jizzlocated by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

Jizznog 

Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.

Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?

Jizznog by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

jizzlobber 

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.

I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!

jizzlobber by Django April 19, 2004