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1. jizzled
After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.
Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross
2. Jizzled
An immature way to say drizzled.
Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.
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