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jizzgasm 

shooting jizzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened sexual pleasure. jizzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, buttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and felching)
i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic jizzgasm al in that bitchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that shit or her little jailbait cumguzzling jizzpuppet cockflute is gonna have some fucking sperm in her bloodstream, BEEEATCH!
jizzgasm by gdk cockgleamer September 29, 2005
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jizzgasm 

A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.
I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.
jizzgasm by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003
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Jizzgasm 

to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint
*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!
Jizzgasm by Chuck Lee Bobby February 8, 2010

Jizzgasm 

1.the self-explanatory word for the male orgasm
2. projectile ejaculate; explosive expulsion of semen
3. a big mess
" Clean up! Your room looks like a big jizzgasm! "
Jizzgasm by Oprah's Vagina May 23, 2006

jizzasmic 

Orgasmic for men only!
Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic
jizzasmic by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009
It happens when you have a really strong orgasm and it feels like your balls are going to explode.
"Last night when me and Jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard I had a jizzasm all over the neighbor's window!"
jizzasm by Rilesky June 17, 2008

Jizzgasmic 

A highly pleasing feeling, or something that looks amazingly good.
OMG his face is Jizzgasmic.
Hot Shakeaholics are jizzgasmic
Jizzgasmic by sexymalteaser January 16, 2010
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