jizz rag 

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

jizz rag by Mel December 18, 2005

jizz-rag

rag with sperm on it

bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok

john:yea fine but its my jizz-rag

jizz-rag by dion edwards April 1, 2008

kensington jizz rag 

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

kensington jizz rag by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

jizz rag 

A jizz rag is simalar to a catch rag, being that it is used to wipe up or catch cum after jerkin the gherkin. The difference is that a jizz rag is not kept, but rather, thrown away after use. Common jizz rags are usually paper towels, toilet paper, love letters.

Billy's mom found his jizz rag in the toilet because the dumbass forgot to flush it.

jizz rag by Drew55665 August 18, 2006

jizz rag 

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

jizz rag by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

Jizz Rag 

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".

Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!

Jizz Rag by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010

jizz rag 

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.

Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.

jizz rag by seangribben January 15, 2008