1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks
look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer
by luron September 21, 2008
1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen
That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.
by shabat July 06, 2008
one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop
I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.
by Jerandam July 10, 2008

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