Jizzly Bear

At the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you jizz all over a girls dome-piece. Hence the name jizzly bear.

Chad proceeded to give squeely a jizzly bear after thrusting repeatedly. Squeely loved it.

Jizzly Bear by Darkness, peaches, and tburd January 21, 2010

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Jizzly Bear

One who acts like a total tool in public and always insists that they are correct even though they are wrong; an epic douchebag. They also fail at having a brain and thinking legit thoughts, they use "gay" as an insult and a synonym for stupid, and they usually try and tell you the least amount of information as possible so they don't hurt their brains. They also follow everything that all their fucktard friends do. Abbreviation: Jizzly

Jizzly Kid: I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK
Me: shut the fuck up, jizzly bear
Jizzly Kid: GNAAAAAAAAHSKJFH
Me: yeah, I know.

Jizzly Bear by mr_molotov September 15, 2009

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jizzly bear • Jilly boo boo bear<3 • Jizzy • Jilly • Jily • Jilly Bean • jizzy blizzard • Jizzy Queef • jilly juice • jilly willy

jizzly bear

a little princess that loves giving head and being a participant in dutch rutters, loves masturbating with stuffed animals as accessories, and recieves facials like a little bitch

Person1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Person2: I was being a jizzly bear with my boyfriend

jizzly bear by Jeezi Boy February 16, 2009

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Jizzly Bear

Another name for the Polar Bear, or even an albino Grizzly Bear.

This Jizzly Bear is lookin mighty masculine!

Jizzly Bear by jimmy johns pizza pouches March 25, 2020

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Jilly boo boo bear<3

Jill Roberts from scream 4,she is Jilly boo boo bear<3

Me:Jill Roberts from scream 4 is my Jilly boo boo bear<3

Jilly boo boo bear<3 by I DO NOT KNOW HELP January 2, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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