Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.

Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

jive ass mother fucker

motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!

Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!

by death_metal_scottie March 9, 2007

jive turkey ass nigga

when a niggah is ajive turkey but also a fag

look at this jive turkey ass nigga im take his froyo

by piss jerking March 3, 2017

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

Jive ass

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

by Dreadwolfe March 27, 2020

Jive Ass Jegg

Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive

The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.

Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.

by Ukii June 29, 2022

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions June 28, 2010