jismize

To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!

I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum

jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013

jasmica 

At first Jasmica seems to be a really scary person, but once you get to know her, she is really sweet, she is smart and loves others (just not her sister)! She is the type of person that you think will end you, but not actually, she loves to read and loves her friends to bits. She really is a good listener and a great person to talk to.

Is that Jasmica, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

jasmica by Meneer Pekeur November 23, 2021

jismisms 

phrases that are just crap

i like trance... now that's just plain jism

jismisms by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Jismism 

The movement to compel heterosexual men to embrace their full responsibility for reproductive choices by limiting themselves to ejaculating only when attempting to create a pregnancy.

Jismists believe that ejaculation begins life and therefore they place the burden of birth-control measures and their attendant failures squarely on the shoulders of the possesors of sperm.

Jismism honours men as being more able to control reproduction than women, who have thus far been given the whole responsibility for it and have, judging from unplanned pregnancy rates, failed miserably.

Jismists also recognize that it has been the male of the species which has thus far made all the rules regarding how and when a woman can engage in various birth-control practices and therefore believe it is only right to go the distance and make the rules for themselves for a change.

Motto: Spread the word, not the seed!

Jismism has no religious affiliation.

Under the new Jismism-inspired law, all unwanted pregnancies are deemed to be the fault of the male who ejaculated without intent to reproduce. Under this new law, all care and expenses of raising the child AND compensation for the inconvenience the pregnancy causes the mother; OR the cost and social stigma of the abortion procedure must be borne by the male who failed in his duty.

Jismism by S. Nelson March 26, 2006

Jimica 

Jimica is a hell of a woman. She has a no holds bar attitude and will always give it to you straight. She's beautiful but doesn't let it go to her head.

Jimica is coming over, behave.

Jimica by Trustmeyouareweird December 13, 2021

jizmical

Jizz-mic-cal
Like Mystical but sounds better. May or may not involve Jizz

fuck that beanie is jizmical as

jizmical by jizzmonkee June 11, 2006

jismie 

Beautiful and caring

Jismie is amazing

jismie by Cutepenny123 February 9, 2019