jismark

The white sticky glue like composition of man juice left on the side of the face after a bismark

Christ, you've been jismarked!

jismark by locamotion June 27, 2005

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Jizmark

Noun. The stain left behind resulting from male ejaculation.

"You should have seen the jizmark on Theresa's bed!"

Jizmark by -r May 14, 2006

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Jizmark

Jizmark: A jiz-filled handmade pastry, typically enjoyed by left-winged affiliated Americans.

Hey Joe, slow down on the Jizmarks or you will get a belly ache.

Jizmark by Jizmasters January 4, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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