jism 

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

jism by Anonymous December 5, 2002

JISM 

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

JISM by thurb April 1, 2021

jism 

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

jism by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

jism 

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.

I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.

jism by Zolatan September 5, 2005

jism 

cum or jizz

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off

jism by sodomy man October 16, 2003

jism 

Slang term for pre-ejaculatory or ejaculatory (seminal) fluid of the male sex organ.

Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.

jism by quality control January 30, 2005

jism 

Jismonic man juices.

See semen cum jizz.

Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?

Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.

*lays the smack down on Tim*

jism by Falkinor December 15, 2004