Any person, male or female, in a film, book, game, stageplay etc that is acting in a pretentious, less than eroic manner, who ruins completely an otherwise good story.
Examples of a captain jirk are...
David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Etc.
David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Etc.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 23, 2009
Jirk-a-jerk is a common swiss german slang meaning someone who is overly jerky, which made its way to english, through the cultural diversity of switzerland. First j is pronounced as english y, see also jerk, for further understanding.
as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.
as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.
as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.
as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.
Boy 1: I just got 50 emails because this annoying girl just spammed my blog for no reason.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.
Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.
Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.
Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.
Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.
by suisseboy May 29, 2011