jimmeny cricket 

If u take the jimmeny cricket u r takin the piss.

ohh my days breeze u took the fuckin jimmeny cricket on that joint!

jimmeny cricket by Reks September 7, 2005

jimminy lummox 

stimpy's conscience, who spend an episode as ren's conscience.. and beats ren over the head with a blunt object whenever ren hits stimpy.

ren: "you idiot!" (smacks stimpy)
*catchy whistle-tune plays in the background.. as a precursor to jimminy lummox clocking ren..*
BAM!!!

jimminy lummox by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

jimminy christmas 

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).

Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

jimminy christmas by Big Red And The Bourne Identity April 10, 2007

Jimmery 

When a person (generally older but not always) can not use technology correctly. It usually comes in the form of horribly constructed sentences on social media, but can be many other things

1. " my GRANDSON.... IS A,,, HEAVY,, BOY,,"

2. Every time I try to teach Dad how to use Facetime, it's a whole lot of jimmery

Jimmery by Nerd Leader May 6, 2021

Jimmey Rigger

Someone who can turn absolutely anything into something spectacular.

Jimmey just physically jumped off the Empire States Building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a massage appointment, buy some Microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable space craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. Jimmey Rigger never had time to use the space craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.

Jimmey Rigger by Dan Rigger September 10, 2011

jimminy cricket 

Teh cricket uhf doom! The best cricket.

Hey, it's Jimminy Cricket! *swamped by fans*

jimminy cricket by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

jimminy cricket bob 

it's not actually a word, just something you can say when you've run out of ideas, a definite conversation starter cos people will be like WTF!

bob: so....
frank: jimminy cricket bob
bob: did you say my name?

jimminy cricket bob by urbandick17 November 16, 2009