jilember 

Jilember is a none descript month which is used by many to avoid commitment.

Worker: 'When am i likely to get my first pay rise?'

Boss: 'Oh you can expect that in Jilembers pay'.

jilember by Eartha Kit January 6, 2008

Julember 

Used when someone wants to pin you down to a particular date when something will be completed and you don't want to give an exact date. It is surprising how often people don't notice right away they've been bamboozled.

Your new home should be ready to move into, some time in late Julember.

Julember by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Julember 

The month after Nocembuary

My birthday is on the 33rd of Julember

Julember by Emerald armour July 22, 2021

Jalember 

The month that never comes

“I am going to by a Ferrari in Jalember”

Jalember by Baino39 April 1, 2023