jif alert

A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.

Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"

by takinemoffnowboss February 2, 2011

Jif Or Gif

we dont know.

Jif Or Gif?

shut

its ge ie af

by ill strangle you February 21, 2022

Jiffed up

The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.

That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.

by Dzynz August 11, 2008

JIF part 2

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Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF part 2.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
then WW3 started

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

Jifru (Jif)

"A mentally unstable person who could really use the help"Jif

"You are being such a Jifru (Jif) today. You alright?"

by bowl cut boi August 14, 2018

Jiffing

The act of tryna to get over on some one or to beed around the bush and sneakily get what you want; lying

Stop jiffing me around and tell me what you want already.

by BoDavey December 6, 2021

JIF

Simply the best peanut butter. Simply the best. There is nothing better. Anything else is terrible. JIF is love. JIF is life.

Daniel: Hey, are you making a PB&J?
Liam: Yeah, using some Skippy though.
Daniel: FUCK YOU USE JIF YOU FUCKING BITCH
Liam: It's not that deep bro
Daniel: IT'S JIF OF COURSE IT'S DEEP

by ifthisthenthat February 7, 2023