A chinese word. English Translation- A man who is funny, smart, charming, clever, and has a big dick.
Dante: Hey, what does this chinese word translate out to?
Harold: Jiao? Uhh.. Me.
Dante: It means "me?"
Harold: No. Me.
by Dante V. July 27, 2009
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To write a message on facebook or myspace that has absolutely nothing to do with you, and should not concern you at all.
Dude, did you see that message on facebook, that was a total Jiao.
by Charles Sonido January 13, 2008
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a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.
Jiao Jiao is a beautiful woman!
by Jacob Teel November 22, 2009
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A girl who has it all; beauty, talent, intelligence.. etc.
Sara: She is such a Jiao Jiao
Billy: OH I know, I would tap that!
by Blake Brown November 17, 2009
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Lan Jiao n
the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.
You wanna suck my Lan Jiao?
by XiaoDongXi March 29, 2006
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