macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

macob jetts by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

jettsetter 

A fly person or group of people. Usually are handsome guys that have all the clothes and sneakers nobody else can get. Usually get all the girls. And have a BBC. These guys are natural born winners and smart.

Example 1:
Hot Girl: Damn look at the shoes on Jeff's feet he is one hell of a jetsetter. I just have to have sex with him and get some of that bbc!
Model Chick: Yea and he is smart and athletic I want him to have sex with me in my mouth until he ejaculates all over my big breast.
Hot Girl: Yea we gonna do it to him because he is a jettsetter.
Example2:
Hot Teacher: Good job on the test Jeff you got the highest grade in the class. And nice outfit by the way.
Jeff: Thanks
Hot Teacher: I need you to stay after class because we need to have sex. I want some of that BBC.
Jeff: Ok thats cool. Man I love being a jettsetter

jettsetter by Yea_I_wrote_this_UCHuskies April 28, 2009

Jottsie 

A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.

Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...

Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...

Jottsie by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008

jettson 

the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;

'damn Jettson is so cute'

jettson by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017

Jgts 

Just google that shit. Interchangeable with jfgi (just fucking google it). Usually said in the same tone, but when people do not like using the "f" word in any way.

Person 1: What's the difference between a gator and a croc?
Person 2: Jgts bro..

Jgts by Blaruub December 2, 2010

JGTT 

Also known as "JGT Tuesday", This acronym stands for “Jerry Garcia Tie Tuesday”. It is a day celebrated weekly on Tuesdays in which the students of schools that require them to dress in shirt and tie wear the brand of the famous “Grateful Dead” lead vocalist Jerry Garcia. The ties are inspired by his paintings and are a very fashionable choice within the adolescent circuit. Each tie has a specific name which can easily be identified on the back-end of the triangular bottom. It is a movement that is rapidly growing in numbers due to its relationship with being the top choice of any stylish and respectable teen.

I love JGTT, its the best day of the week!

For JGTT I wore my "Dawn at the Ritz" tie.

JGTT by FP_JGTT February 9, 2009

Jattstincts 

An innate, typically fixed pattern of behavior in Jatts in response to certain stimuli.

"Jessica's Jattstincts are telling her that she should have more shots of crown "

Jattstincts by Gurjatt March 24, 2019