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adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
jizzles by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
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another word for cum rope; unit of measurement
If Joe jacks off for five hours, approximately how many Jizzles will he produce? what formula was used?
Jizzles by DickSword Nitro November 8, 2022
Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...
* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-

oh em jizzles 

gosh is to god as jizzles it to jesus. oh em jizzles is a term used to show some bodies surprise approval or dis-approval to something.
"hey guess what, arctic monkeys is doing a show here in milwaukee and i got free tickets YO" "oh em jizzles really...i love you scott lets makeout."
oh em jizzles by indimatch November 30, 2009
Jezzler is a man who is a tite ko na kulay rosas
Jezzler: *exist*
Everyone: omg run!! A tite is coming!
jezzler by Ashirt August 18, 2021
Jazzles are for nonces
Jazzles by Budd95 February 8, 2022

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle 

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.
"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"